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googlechrome:

internetexplorers:

do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them

all the time

kawaiipeculier:

rebloging ur friends selfies

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shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

bitchbot:

a little girl asked my friend about her religion today and said “are you jewish or chrismas’

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT





not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

arishako:

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18

poopflow:

poopflow:

i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born

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